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Geregistreerd op: 31 Mei 2008 Berichten: 1437

Post hier je Omegle stories of pranks.
(www.Omegle.com)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello Cupcake
You: hay Pumkin
Stranger: hah
Stranger: how are you snookums
You: Very well actually
You: And you hunnybunn?
Stranger: great to hear
Stranger: splendid, baby
Stranger: sorry baby just didnt cut it...
You: Its ok
Stranger: honeypants
You: I just feel
You: like you're cheating on me
You: ..
Stranger: I am, probably
You: WHAT!?
You: That comes so unexpectedly!/
Stranger: really
Stranger: have you seen how good looking I am
You: Yea
You: but i thought
Stranger: ...
You: I would have you for myself
You: atleast for a week or so..
Stranger: hey hey hey, a week is a long time
You: .. It's probably for the best you moved on..
Stranger: probably
Stranger: but know that, that it was always... you that i thought about
You: Really?
Stranger: no not really
You: You;re such a bastard
You: /slaps in the face
Stranger: have you seen eva green
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: (face raw)
You: No I have never seen her
Stranger: well lets just say that if you want to think of your partner in the more intimate of times, of our relationship.
Stranger: you may be a girl, but even so....
You: A girl.. I thought you knew me better than that
Stranger: I did, but i have been wrong before.
Stranger: thailand was hard on me
You: Just go , from now on.. You are a stranger to me
Stranger: hunnybun not only are you a stanger to me you are a stanger written in red
You: Dont you hunnybun me
Stranger: yeah your right my face is still roar
Stranger: raw
Stranger: damn
Stranger: actually my face is roar
Stranger: I will stand by that spelling
You: I dont give a shit, you cheated on me. Bastard.
And now you have the nerve to start whining about your soar little face!
You: YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY
Stranger: haha, soar little face, to go with my roar one
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you were crazy when I met you
You: Yes but because of you.. I could finally live my live, the way I wanted it to.. I trusted you.. But now you're just throwing that all out of the window
You: All because of that bitch
You: Eva Green
You: I might be red and you might be blue
Stranger: baby, dont be like that. she was just... just...
You: but that doesn't say we can't be together
Stranger: dont be like that
Stranger: a relationship always has a disconnect button
Stranger: but it takes the faith, nay the hope of a future that keeps it together
You: Your words will not affect me any longer
Stranger: your hurt and your entitled to be
Stranger: but lets be fair about this, i get the shared property
You: Hell no
You: You ain't getting no nothing
Stranger: you will hear from my lawyer
Stranger: Strangers Laywer: Hello is this You
Stranger: Strangers Laywer:
Stranger: Strangers Laywer: I have a letter here from my client that says you will want to take the shared property
You: Listen
You: Lawyer
You: We COULD be talking about this
You: or
You: ...
You: we could discuss this in the bedroom?
You: /grabs a knife from the table and hides it behind back
Stranger: Strangers Laywer: ok, go away stanger I am with You now
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: come back
*You: Strangers former Lawyer: Hell no
You: Strangers former Lawyer: Look at what I'll get now
Stranger: /peeks though the window
Stranger: hey I only thought about eva green
Stranger: I did not do THAT
Stranger: how can you actually do THAT
Stranger: wow
You: WOOHOOOOOO
You: THERE YOU GO LIL LAWYER OF MINE
You: Strangers former Lawyer: Omg You, GO ON!
Stranger: /falls off roof trying to get a better view
Stranger: ouch
You: /house is almost bouncing
Stranger: /runs to get a padlock to hold down the house
You: /house stopped bouncing al of a sudden
Stranger: damn lawyers and there ways with women
Stranger: o what happened
Stranger: it stopped
You: /standing on top of the lawyer, having the knife between his teeth. That will teach Stranger.
Stranger: wow
You: /blood everywhere
*Stranger: Strangers New Laywer:
Stranger: Strangers New Laywer:
Stranger: Strangers New Laywer: We have a dvo order here
Stranger: Strangers New Laywer: missy you are not to be near young stanger here
Stranger: Strangers New Laywer: or we with seek to estoppe all action on the property and hold all assests as compensation
Stranger: really thats a bit harsh
Stranger: Strangers New Laywer: what are you talking about
Stranger: nothing
*Stranger: Strangers New Laywer: ok things seem to be finished you owe me 3000000 stranger
Stranger: ok
You: /watches silently
Stranger: damn
Stranger: So are You, i have huge lawyer bills do you want to run away with me
Stranger: to another country
You: It seems a bit like a lame ending of such a wonderful story, but hay..
You: Let's do it
You: !
Stranger: i know weve had our differences
Stranger: haha
You: /starts running
You: Come on!
Stranger: /runs to catch up
Stranger: /panting, stops for a cola
Stranger: /starts again
Stranger: how can we escape the law is onto us?
Stranger: by the way, nice gym shorts
You: I have an emergency jet in the garage
You: thanks!
You: Just in case
You: you never know
Stranger: oh shit there is no fuel in it
You: Duh, it flies on air
Stranger: duh, i knew that i was just testing

You: And so they flew away to the horizon and further, sometimes shouting at eachother, sometimes detesting eachother, but always loving
You: till the very end.

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Bij mij stoppen ze altijd als ik zeg: Male.

Toch nog deze:
Stranger: hi
You: Heavent you heard?
Stranger: what
You: ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD
You: THE BIRD IS THE WORD
You: BIRD BIRD BIRD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Geregistreerd op: 16 Jul 2008 Berichten: 2619

Een chatprogramma

You: hai
Stranger: ｈｅｌｌｏ
Stranger: ａｓｌ？＾＾
You: yheah
Stranger: ?
Stranger: r u from china?
You: no
Stranger: where r u from?
You: holland ^_^
Stranger: oh god ^^
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Geregistreerd op: 31 Mei 2008 Berichten: 1437

Sherlock Holmes and the Bull's mystery.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: My name is Sherlock
Stranger: bullshit
You: And I am here to investigate the crimescene
Stranger: I'm watson!
Stranger: i am also here for the crime scene
You: And you think there is a clue in the bull's shit Watson?
Stranger: i do believe its sulfur content is 13% below the norm
You: That would be quite extrodinary but.. I think I'll take a look anyway
Stranger: i assume you can tell what that means
You: Oh my god
You: it is so smelly
Stranger: precisely what i was thinking
You: *pokes the shit*
You: Yes, yes..
You: I see
You: It is still moist
Stranger: you don't mean...
You: *licks his finger*
You: Oh yes Watson
You: THIS BULL
You: HAS USED STEROIDS!
Stranger: i'll alert Scotland Yard immediately
You: Good thinking Watson
You: Ill search the crimescene for more clues while you do that.
Stranger: i'll be right on it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Deze had ik ook nog liggen:

Cookie master and the Llama

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: would you like a cyber cookie?
Stranger: why not
Stranger: im hungry
You: There you go
Stranger: can i have two cookies?
You: Cyber coffie aswell?
You: and ofcourse
You: anything for my dear little pumkin
Stranger: oh i prefer the cyber tea
Stranger: please
You: Hmm
You: ok
You: there you go
You: iced or hot?
Stranger: thank you very much
Stranger: iced
You: wait for a sec
You: ill get the ice
Stranger: sure
You: ok im back
You: there you go
Stranger: yeah nice thank you
You: how many cubes would you like?
Stranger: 3 cubes please
You: thats one
You: two
You: threeee
Stranger: lovely
You: there you have it alright
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: ahh it tastes excelent
Stranger: briliant
You: Iknow
You: btw
You: Im a llama
You: I hope it wont scare you off
Stranger: ohh thats cool!!
Stranger: a llama who can cook and make tea
You: yes, yes
Stranger: can i be your boss
You: very handy indead
You: only if you give me cookies
Stranger: btw
Stranger: im the cookie master
You: then ill be a richass llama
You: OMG
You: NOOOO FUCKING WAY
You: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Stranger: oh yea dude
Stranger: im the only one fucking cookie master
Stranger: do u want to try one?
You: ...
You: If I may
Stranger: sure
Stranger: this one is a chocolat
Stranger: here we go
Stranger: enjoy it
You: T-T OMG ITS SOOOO GOOOOOOOD
You: But im gonna dream about you
You: and your delicious cookies
You: And im offline
You: right
You: about
You: now
You: be fast
Stranger: oh yeah and im going to dream about you, llama
Stranger: sweet dreams llama
Stranger: i love you
You: Love you too my dear cookie friend

Geregistreerd op: 21 Aug 2007 Berichten: 1121

Weet niet of jullie deze al kennen, maar ik vond hem geweldig.

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Geregistreerd op: 20 Dec 2006 Berichten: 4334

Ik heb net met een of andere persoon uit Turkije zitten filosoferen.

Daarvoor had ik een gesprek met iemand die werd achterna gezeten xD

**Grammar Führer** Geregistreerd op: 18 Jan 2008 Berichten: 9765

Dit is echt vet:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: hi!
Stranger: hey
You: This rocks if youre bored
Stranger: i think so
You: Yeah well I know it, I'm bored
Stranger: i am too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wat is ASL? Age/Sex/Location? Of Above Sea Level?

Want nu gebeurt me dit:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, you know the zombies are coming, I come to warn you
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi 18 male horny with a webcam, interested ?
You: Always
Stranger: skype?
You: O you thought I's serious? Lol get a fuckin life.
You have disconnected.

Geregistreerd op: 13 Mei 2008 Berichten: 2250

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: heya
Stranger: im looking for my friend
Stranger: whats ur name
You: nice, I'm looking for my friend too
You: my name
You: apparently it's you
Stranger: first name
Stranger: no i dont want ur last name
Stranger: PLZ
Stranger: I NEED
You: yea
You: you need to get laid
You: I know
Stranger: How did u know?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Geregistreerd op: 23 Okt 2009 Berichten: 3196

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELP ME
Stranger: hey
Stranger: OMG IS THE GINGERBREAD CHASING YOU
You: YES IT IS
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Stranger: AHHH! HES CHASED ME BEFORE!
Stranger: THROW MILK AT HIM!
You: OMG
You: OKAY THANKS
You: Oh Great
Stranger: THEN EAT HIS FACE

You: í van eat it

You: can*
Stranger: heh^.^
Stranger: hi

You: it tastes good.
You:

Stranger: hahah xD'

**Grammar Führer** Geregistreerd op: 18 Jan 2008 Berichten: 9765

Lol dit is echt vet, als je een chille gesprekspartner hebt dan:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, where do you live?
Stranger: portland
You: Then you should watch out because I heard the zombies are already there!!
Stranger: o no
You: Yeah, sux ass
Stranger: ZOmbies ... what can i do
Stranger: to survive
You: Barricade your doors and windows I guess, and get the weapon-like things
You: Like the shovel you know
Stranger: All i got is a sharpend pitch fork and a flame thrower thing
Stranger: will that work
You: Yeah I think the fire will scare them away if it doesn't kill 'em so that's alright
Stranger: aight cool but how do i know that they wont come back
You: Hmm good question
You: You just hope you kill them
You: And else you scare them away until reinforcements fall in
Stranger: fuck they have reinforcements
You: Oops I used the wrong SOS
You: The zombie SOS instead of the human SOS >.<
Stranger: damn there orgabnized
Stranger: \well thanks for the warning
You: Of course man, I'll grab my BB gun and fly over to Portland, see ya there!
Stranger: ya u they man
Stranger: u got my back
You: Of course man, always
Stranger: haha for sure bro. ill be waitin so we can kill zombies toghter
You: Okay, cya then
Stranger: peace
You have disconnected.

Geregistreerd op: 25 Jun 2009 Berichten: 1241

You: So...
You: What made your day?
Stranger: the bird
You: =D

Geregistreerd op: 12 Jan 2006 Berichten: 5252

Lol ik vind die van de startpost wel mooi

Geregistreerd op: 02 Nov 2008 Berichten: 3461

90% van de users op omegle is van 4chan.
5% van de users op omegle is op zoek naar meisjes omdat ze naakt voor hun pc zitten.
3% van de users op omegle komt van topics als deze nietsvermoedend op omegle.
2% van de users op omegle weten niet waar ze zijn.

van de grootste groep zit 70% er om te kloten, opgejut door anderen.
30% van deze groep heeft gewoonweg nooit wat te doen en zit er omdat ze 20% of eenzaam zijn of 10% zich vervelen.

van deze 70% van de 90% zit er 80% welk totaal geen humor hebben en een enkel zinnetje of meme spammen om vervolgens de 'reactie' te posten op 4chan. en 20% van deze 70% van de 90% op omegle heeft daadwerkelijk originele gesprekjes die soms leuk kunnen zijn te lezen.

Groetjes D:

Geregistreerd op: 31 Mei 2008 Berichten: 1437

Ik neem aan dat ik "uiteraard" bij het leuke aantal procent hoor? (a)

**Grammar Führer** Geregistreerd op: 18 Jan 2008 Berichten: 9765

Klopt, het merendeel is pedo en wil webcamseks of klikt je weg als je je asl niet wil geven... Zoals ik al zei:

Geregistreerd op: 24 Jul 2008 Berichten: 1385

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: *knock Knock*
Stranger: whose there?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disco nnect
You have disconnected.

sorry, hij was te vet om te laten liggen xD

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Geregistreerd op: 01 Apr 2008 Berichten: 51

Stranger: hi
You: hoothoot
Stranger: asl?
You: f 36
Stranger: wowwww
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i am male
You: of what age
Stranger: 34
Stranger: plz dont dissconnect i am little younger
Stranger: no one here is my age
Stranger: on omegle
You: y should i
Stranger: coz i am younger than you
You: yeah so
i love younger guys
Stranger: wowwww
Stranger: nice your name?
You: older guys are so
well old even down under
You: wel nicola
You: and yours
Stranger: i am ricky
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i know
Stranger: do you know i mostly prefer young womens
Stranger: from childhood
You: i am older in age but my body is younger
Stranger: wowwwwww
Stranger: tell me about yuor body
Stranger: i love to do
Stranger: ........................
Stranger: ........................
You: i got vup C boobs
an ass
and an face that wil make you smile
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: and your asss?
Stranger: how is looking
Stranger: shape large and msall
Stranger: small
You: you want to put youre dick in there
Stranger: ?
Stranger: yes
You: at least most guys want
Stranger: hey i want to tell you one thing
You: its anoying when people whistle at me
You: you got pranked:P

Geregistreerd op: 05 Feb 2008 Berichten: 7331

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are u horny girl with webcam and msn?
You: Are you a fuck-up with a webcam and a small dick?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Grammar Führer** Geregistreerd op: 18 Jan 2008 Berichten: 9765

Geregistreerd op: 31 Mei 2008 Berichten: 1437

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: like
You: omg
You: are you..
You: no
You: you couldn't be..
You: are you?
Stranger: no i am
You: OMFG
Stranger: fraid so
You: You aren't screwing me right?
Stranger: nope
You: ok.
You have disconnected.