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| Paintskillz |
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| AmazingShikoku schreef: | | Mr. Awesome schreef: | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are u horny girl with webcam and msn?
You: Are you a fuck-up with a webcam and a small dick?
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Je praat graag in de 3e persoon? |
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| Matesers |
Geplaatst: 19 Jan 2010 22:57 Onderwerp:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 25m
You: hi
You: you are a giant?
Stranger: yea.
You: cool
Stranger: U?
You: what do you eat?
Stranger: pussies
You: no, i'm a normal human
You: pussies? dogs too?
Stranger: yes!
You: WHAT?!
You: that's sick!
You have disconnected. |
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| Donux |
Geplaatst: 20 Jan 2010 00:54 Onderwerp:
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You: Hi!
Stranger: U
You: Me?
Stranger: I have a challenge for you
You: Wow..
Stranger: To stay in this chat for another 7 hours
You: that's something else.. is 6 hours okay as well?
Stranger: 6 hours 40 minutes
You: sorry, I need my half an hour of sleep.. so what about 6 and a half hours?
Stranger: Well I wake in 6 hours 40
You: So you're asleep as we speak?
Stranger: Yes
You: Wow
You: How do you do that?
You: or are you lying..?
Stranger: You will fail I know it . Goodnight
You: No!
You: wait!
You: i accept the challeng!
Stranger: We shall see
Stranger: Afk...
You: Come again?
Stranger: I'm gone.
You: weak
W-T-F |
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| Donux |
Geplaatst: 20 Jan 2010 01:04 Onderwerp:
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Stranger: asl
You: 19, F and florida 
Stranger: 18 m ireland =]
Stranger: you hot?
You: oh that's a bit far away..
Stranger: tis yeah
You: do you think your dick is long enough to reach my pee hole?
Stranger: DEFFO BBZ
Stranger: what a weird question...
You: i'm just curious if you have a long dick..
and i though that was a very subtile way to ask..
Stranger: ah nice
Stranger: 
Stranger: you sexy so?
You: more horny than sexy, actually
You: u mind?
Stranger: yeah cool
Stranger: big tits?
You: Which size do you like, mr. long dick?
Stranger: nothing more than a handfull
Stranger: so somewhere in the c's
You: you'll need 2 hands to hold on of mine..
You: is that an issue for you?
Stranger: okay that's still hot.
You: tell me about it
You: i like doing it all the time
Stranger: i sucked on F's before
Stranger: massssive
You: Wow... where does she bye her bra's?
Stranger: gets them made
You: by you?
Stranger: bit too big tbh
Stranger: still nice
Stranger: yes by me
You: wow
Stranger: :L
You: how funny..
Stranger: you got any pics?
You: yeah, in my bedroom
You: wanna come over and check it out?
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: .. im not getting anything out of this am i?
You: I'll be playing with myself untill you get there, okay?
Stranger: yeah sound
You: you like me to make sounds?
Stranger: yeah g'wan
You: g'wan? Like... gwen stefani or something?
Stranger: no g'wan is dublin slang for go on
Stranger: as in go ahead
You: okay
You: here's a sound..
*bark bark*
You: *puke*
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: em
Stranger: well it's what's on the sinde that coutns =]
Stranger: bye bbz
Stranger:
Stranger: *counts
Stranger: *inside
You: oh i thought you meant the ''sides''..
because i have a lot of fat on the sides..
You: you like that?
You: it's only baby fat..
You: it'll grow away when I get taller
You: you see, I am a midget
Stranger: nice,,
Stranger: ooh shit one
You: are u booking a flight to florida?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i would like to go though
Stranger: although califronia would be my first stop in the states
Stranger: well NYC then LA
Stranger: so new york
Stranger: california
Stranger: then flordia
Stranger: it'll be a while
You: you got other midgets with big tits waiting for you?
Stranger: yeah all over
You: impressive
You: how many did you fuck
Stranger: many
Stranger: too many
You: you mean you have a STD?
Stranger: yup
You: oh well.. im sorry but in that case.. we need to stop our session
You: sleep tight! |
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| patatzak |
Geplaatst: 20 Jan 2010 21:04 Onderwerp:
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You: i play world of warcraft
You: no
You: actually i don't
You: i'm just playing tricks with you
Stranger: wtf is world of ...
You: you don't want to know
You: it's life-killing
You: it's timewasting
You: it's addicting
Stranger: omg
Stranger: it sucks
You: it does
Stranger: people without friends paly it
Stranger: i dont think i want to talk to you anymoren
You: good
You: stfu then
You have disconnected.
Hoe de f kan je nou geen World of Warcraft kennen?
Ik vind het heel eng, al die pedo's.
Stranger: are you 11 years old
You: yes
You: so what?
Stranger: are you a girl
You: how did you know?
Stranger: can you be my gf
You: Do you have a big dick?
Stranger: no
You: Stfu then |
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| dannyveno |
Geplaatst: 20 Jan 2010 21:31 Onderwerp:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG ZOMBIES
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: WHERE!?
You: THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU
Stranger: OH NOES!
Stranger: D:
You: IN THE REFRIGERATOR
Stranger: WHAT DO I DO!?
Stranger: OK!
You: SHOOOOOTGUUUN!!!
Stranger: *opens refrigerator and jumps into it*
You: FUCK, THEYRE HERE
Stranger: OH SHIT!
You: AAAARRGGGHHH
You: KABOOM
Stranger: RAAAAAAARRRGGHH
Stranger: KABLEWEY!
Stranger: Looks like they're gonna have tha glue you back together!
You: hmm, pizza
Stranger: In hell!
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Om nom nom
You: AAARGH, FUCK YOU ZOMBIE
You: DDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: WHAT!?
Stranger: AAAAAAHHHHH!
You: HE WANTS MY PIZZA
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Give him a piece
Stranger: He's cute
Stranger: Can I keep him?
You: there you go
You: AND NOW YOU DIE MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: Yay!
Stranger: WHAT!?
Stranger: Noes!
You: sorry, was talking to the zombie
Stranger: I wanted to call him bob
Stranger: I promise I'll feed him
Stranger: And take care of him
Stranger: Fresh brains everyday
You: He's dead already....
You: sorry man
Stranger: Well
You: i can get you a new one
You: DDDIIIEE ZOMBIE MOFO
Stranger: I guess we can sell his body parts
You: Yeah
Stranger: *shoots down more of the motherfuckers*
You: And then we can go to Disneyworld
Stranger: Sounds like a good idea to me
Stranger: Though
You: and steal Mickey Mouse
You: and feed him to
You: Bob
Stranger: Lovely
You: That's our story
Stranger: I guess so
Stranger: We only lack a kitchen sink
You: Fuck
You: that's to bad
You: well, time to go kill more of the bastards
You: Do need some ammo btw
Stranger: More zwombies
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: Only a few shots left
Stranger: Hmm
You: ah, here she is
You: my beloved minigun
Stranger: There was a gunshop in the nothern part of town I believe
Stranger: Perfect
You: *turns on some heavy metal*
Stranger: *unpacks the medi-gun in his backpack*
Stranger: You lead the way, I'll heal
You: cool
You: Can I be the Heavy then?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Here
Stranger: Have a sandvich
You: I need my Sandvich
Stranger: *hands Stranger a Sandvich*
You: *thanks Stranger for Sandvich*
You: *eats Sandvich*
You: Time to kick ass and chew gum
You: And i'm all out of gum
Stranger: Let's roll!
You: UBAHCHARGE!!!
Stranger: *Übercharges*
Stranger: Javol!
You: MOOOOAAAAAHHHH
Stranger: UAAAA! *gets stabbed by BLU spy*
You: DIIIEEEE
Stranger: *is Lying on the ground bleeding*
You: *gets stabbed too*
You: NOOOOEEESS
You: That's all the killing for today
Stranger: See ya
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMFG
You: ZOMBIES
Stranger: D:
You: THEY'RE HERE
Stranger: OH NOES
You: FUCK YOU ZOMBIE
You: THEY'RE FREAKIN' EVERYWHERE
Stranger: BLAHRHAHSGFG
Stranger: I'LL EAT YOUR BRAINS
You: NOOOEEES
You: R.I.P. Stranger
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| Stefan Vogels |
Geplaatst: 20 Jan 2010 21:56 Onderwerp:
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De wereld zit vol met gekken, te bang voor de waarheid 
| Citaat: | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Asl
You: does it matter lol
You: everybody lies here :')
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Maar ook geweldige gekken:
| Citaat: | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: JOhn
You: is it you?
Stranger: negative, james speaking
You: oh noes
You: what happened to john james?
Stranger: haven't seen him lately
Stranger: maybe he fell into some hole or something
You: oh noes, is he.. dead?
Stranger: broke a leg
Stranger: not shure
Stranger: but we might go and search for him
You: yeah
You: that sounds like a good plan
You: but were do we start?
Stranger: south. we always start in the south
Stranger: and work our way westwards
You: hmm, than we have to go and fy to africa
You: then go to australia
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: but how do we get there?
You: with a rocket launcher
You: we put ourselves in it en blow ourselves away
Stranger: by the way, when did you talk to john for the last time?
You: africa is full of rocket launchers so it shouldn't be a problem
You: well, i think it's a day or sixteen ago
Stranger: mh, me too
Stranger: but then we'd have to get to africa first to get the rocket launcher
Stranger: so that's probably not going to work out
You: well, we could take the failboat?
You: and then, we will be in africa
Stranger: sound's great. can you steer the failboat?
You: no, it steers itself
Stranger: for i get sea-sick everytime i leave solid grounds
You: well
You: then we buy some ground
You: an put that on the failboat
You: and then we make walls around the ground
You: so that you don't see any sea
Stranger: okay. let's do it
You: yeah
Stranger: just one last question: do you have bricks?
Stranger: i mean for the walls
You: no, i forgot to buy them today
You: maybe, the pizza deliverer got some?
Stranger: i've got some ground laying around here, but i'm totally out of bricks
Stranger: you ask him
You: yeah, i'll call him
You: w8 a sec
You: hmm
You: he doesn't answer his phone
You: strange
Stranger: i heard that john took the pizza guy's job lately
You: really :O
Stranger: that might explain him not answering his phone
You: god damn it, where is sherlock when you need him
Stranger: over there, i think
You: ah right
You: i see him
Stranger: i'll go and get him
You: yeah
You: i'll wait right here
Stranger: 'sorry, sir, me and my friend over there have a puzzle to solve and you might be able to help us'
You: alright
You: what did he answer :O
Stranger: he's out of time
You: oh noes
Stranger: hunting some guy
Stranger: or gal
You: then, i've got an idea
You: you know the 'shit bricks' pics
Stranger: didn't hear what exactly he said
You: maybe, if we see the clue in those pictures, we'll shit bricks
You: than we've got bricks
Stranger: right. got pics?
You: the internetz does
You: maybe we should give the internetz a visit
Stranger: i do.
You: yeah
Stranger: http://shitbrix.com/mindfuck/the-forest-path <-- seems to try to persuade me, but it's not yet quite working
You: i'm gonna take a sharp look at it
You: oh my god
Stranger: http://shitbrix.com/mindfuck/ocotpus <-- that one did the trick. we've got loads bricks now
You: alright
You: i have some bricks too now
Stranger: we've got to be careful not to sink the failboat
You: i'll call my friend bob, he's the builder, he'll join us and build the wall
Stranger: find. i'll call mother and ask her if she's fine with it
You: allright
Stranger: 'cause suddenly i feel comfortably numb
You: come on, it's just another brick in the wall
Stranger: damn. nobody's home
Stranger: we'll have to do it anyway
You: yeah
You: aye aye then, we'll step aboard then
Stranger: here we go
Stranger: how long's it going to take till we're in africa?
You: i don't know
Stranger: 'cause i'm hungy
You: well
You: africa is full of hungry people
You: so it isn't that strange i think
Stranger: oh
Stranger: didn't know that
Stranger: so when we're there, first thing to do is to find a rocket launcher, right?
You: yeah
Stranger: and who's going to fire it? i mean we're both inside, right?
You: my friend bob
You: ya know, the builder
Stranger: so he's going to stay in africa?
You: yes
You: he's gonna help the country to build hospitals
Stranger: and starve there?
Stranger: great thing to do in africa
You: i thought the same
Stranger: besides possibly finding something to eat
You: yeah, but that doesn't matter
You: when you have a hospital, food is coming all to you
Stranger: that's a nice trick
You: oh noee
You: doe you see that?
You: in front of us
Stranger: negative
Stranger: i'm inside the wall
You: i forgot that
Stranger: can't see anything
You: but do you see
You: that ice mountain
You: AN ICE MOUNTAIN
Stranger: steer south
You: and we're heading right into it
Stranger: hard
You: i can't steer
You: the failboat has to
Stranger: shout at the boat
You: don't think it's gonna work
You: he's listening yellow submarina trough his headphones
Stranger: FAILBOAT! STEER SOUTH! I'M COMMANDING YOU!
Stranger: then we're doomed
Stranger: at least i think
Stranger: but we could try to sink the iceberg
You: maybe we'll survive in an octopuss's garden?
You: how could we sink an iceberg?
Stranger: if we're going fast enough, we might be going right trough it
Stranger: tunnel effect, you know?
You: yeah i know
You: but i think we're running out of time
Stranger: we could use bricks as an propellant
You: but then you would get sea sick :O
Stranger: better than dead
You: you know what they say about the dead?
Stranger: you tell me
You: they live forever
Stranger: *CRASH*
Stranger: i think we've hit it
You: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*
You: i think so to
You: i can see light
Stranger: *gargle*
You: very bright light
Stranger: swim towards it
You: i can't swim to it
You: i think i'm flying towards it
Stranger: same here
You: look over there!
You: it's John!
You: behind in the queue
Stranger: hi john!
Stranger: maybe we should enqueue too
You: damn john, long time no see
You: yeah i think so
Stranger: hey john, what are all those people waiting for?
Stranger: and how did you manage to get this funny red hat?
You: 'well, they gave this to me as a present when i died'
Stranger: are we all dead?
Stranger: or is this real life?
You: 'i think it's both'
You: 'look over there, it's my pal Jesus Christ Superstar'
Stranger: jeez, i didn't exactly expect to meet you here
Stranger: did you?
You: well, we found what we are looking for isn't it
Stranger: yes, and even without all that rocket laucher hassle
You: yeah
You: well than i think this is the end of the line?
Stranger: though i'd have liked to see earth from an ballistic low earth orbit
You: that's true
Stranger: yeah, i think that's about it... |
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| Donux, jij hebt zelfs geniale gesprekken met zo'n webcamseks addict, hoe geweldig |
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| Dyllann |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I thought there was a burglar here just a minute ago.
You: The Hamburglar.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: where are you now?
You: At home
You: I went to check
Stranger: me ,too
You: but it was a zombie
You: so it's alright.
You: I was meaning to ask, by the way...
You: I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ?
Stranger: what is it?
You: It's the most awesomest, cutest scaly little bastard... Like.. Evar!
Stranger: I feel nervous
You: Why, my child?
You: For ze hamburglar?
Stranger: because there are so many words I don't know
Stranger: this is my first time to surf on this line
You: What, you don't watch pokémon? That's harsh dude.
You: Dude, you like, drop in, and ride the wave, like Whabaaaaa, and then you slip and you're like aaaaaaaaaah, then you drop in again and your like, pitted.. Soooo pitted.
You: I'm too high. Baiiiiiii
You have disconnected.
Loooool
Stranger: heyy sexy
You: Dude, my internets down, any news?
Stranger: HI
Stranger: IM A SUPERFEMALE
Stranger: XXX ALL THE WAY
You: I dont't have any internetz
You: I'm leeching off of yours.
You: I hope you don't mind
You: Just checking my mail
You: on WoW
Stranger: haiti had an aftershock with a mesurment of like 6.0
You: I don't give shit, suck mah dick pls
Stranger: W
Stranger: OW
Stranger: UR AN ASS
Stranger: PPL NEED HELP
You: I iz nawt.
Stranger: AND UR STANDING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE LOSER THAT HAS NO LIFE
You: I have no life, woman!
You: I play world of warcraft! What did you expect!
Stranger: JESUSWOW
You: This relationship ain't gonna work.
You have disconnected.
Hilarisch:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there...
Stranger: f/m?
You: I'm old greg, pleased to meet ya!
Stranger: ok..haha
Stranger: where r u from?
You: What'cha doin' on mah waters?
Stranger: what?
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sure
You: Don't leave
Stranger: ok
You: We've got anything we need.
You: Baileys, creamy... Everything.
You: Have ye ever come to a club where people wee on eachother?
Stranger: no |
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| Stefan Vogels |
Geplaatst: 22 Jan 2010 14:55 Onderwerp:
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Deze vond ik zelf zeer droog
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im a 16 male. You can ask me three question about anything and I'll answer them truthfully.
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: are you a male or a female?
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| patatzak |
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| Stefan van B schreef: | Deze vond ik zelf zeer droog
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im a 16 male. You can ask me three question about anything and I'll answer them truthfully.
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: are you a male or a female?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
I lol'd xD |
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| Token |
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| Stefan van B schreef: | Deze vond ik zelf zeer droog
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| Dyllann schreef: |
You: I have no life, woman!
You: I play world of warcraft! What did you expect!
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Zowaar xD |
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