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Nvm, die gast is ook op CNN geweest, krijgt biedingen van 10 duizenden Euros om ffen bij een radio station te praten.

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**Grammar Führer** Geregistreerd op: 18 Jan 2008 Berichten: 9765

True that. Maar veel te serieus voor dit topic, dit gesprek.

Dus:

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Kennen jullie deze al?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFwgblszf6s

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkQJLWSDvU

POKEMOOOOON

EPIC

Geregistreerd op: 24 Aug 2006 Berichten: 1967

Must see, moeten ze in Nederland ook eens proberen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PsVoUjNIf4

Geregistreerd op: 21 Mrt 2008 Berichten: 3215

Geregistreerd op: 24 Aug 2006 Berichten: 1967

De volledige aflevering:
deel 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOw--qKQ_L0
deel 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAOojZMLikg
deel 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUFKJDEDZl8
deel 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyOfwhAmdEU

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Facebook fail

Geregistreerd op: 27 Apr 2010 Berichten: 1282

In iedergeval staat er niet bij: 70% van de mensen uit uw regio kan het goede antwoord niet geven"

Maar wat een faal inderdaad

Mag ik je aanraden om te stoppen met waardeloze applicaties te gebruiken?

Geregistreerd op: 30 Jul 2006 Berichten: 6697

Die waardeloze apps zorgen wel voor fun...

helemaal wanneer mensen serieus gaan reageren op het waarheidsspel. Een collega van mij kreeg de vraag of hij vandaag al gedouched had, iemand anders klikte op Nee... die jongen ging er helemaal serieus op in dat hij wel had gedouched. En een paar dagen op het werk nog steeds xD

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"Als je Assepoetser achterstevoren kijkt gaat het over een vrouw die op haar plek wordt gezet"

Geregistreerd op: 12 Jan 2006 Berichten: 5252

Van Not Always Right:

(I was at work and I saw two girls from my college I knew as acquaintances, but not as much more than that. I had a crush on one of them as she was really pretty and seemed nice for the most part. I watched as she and her friend approached the register.)

My Crush: “No, you’re wrong! I’m telling you, he never said that!”

(I assumed they were gossiping about something until I listened a little more to the conversation.)

Her Friend: “No, he did! He totally did! We watched it last night, stupid!”

My Crush: “Obi-Wan never says, ‘I love you, Anakin’. The line is ‘You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!’.”

Her Friend: “No!”

My Crush: *turns to me* “Oh hey [my name]! What’s up?”

Me: “Not much. I’m good. And you’re right; Obi-Wan’s line was ‘You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you’.”

My Crush: “Oh, my God, thank you!” *turns to her friend* “And you call yourself a Star Wars fan.”

(Her friend scowled, but they paid and said goodbye. I watched as they got to the automatic doors. Her friend pretendsed to use ‘The Force’ on them. Suddenly, my crush jumped in front of her.)

My Crush: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

(I walked over and asked her out. We got married a month ago.)

Als ik ooit zo'n meisje tegenkom....

**Grammar Führer** Geregistreerd op: 18 Jan 2008 Berichten: 9765

Geregistreerd op: 17 Aug 2007 Berichten: 2403

My Dearest,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,

[img](I have to talk to many different dentists through the day. The old ones speak in a very old-fashioned Norwegian.)

Me: "[Company name] this is [my name]. How may I help you?"

Client: "Yes, you see, my customer just left, and I forgot to take a copy of his bill. Could you send me a new one?"

Me: "Sure miss, but I can see you live quite the distance from here, may I suggest calling the customer to get it back, or get the numbers? I am quite sure it’ll be easier for you."

Client: "But you don’t understand! He just left!"

Me: "I understand miss. I still believe it would be easier for you if you just called the customer though."

Client: "What part of ‘he just left’ is so hard to understand? He left!”

Me: "I see, I’m sorry if I bothered you with my opinions. I’m printing out a copy of the bill right as we speak, and it’ll be out by tomorrow at noon."

Client: "Good. That’s alright then.” *mumbles to herself* “…asking me to call his widow for the bill. Outrageous."

Me: "Widower? Excuse me miss, but is your customer dead?"

Client: "Oh, so now you get it, huh? I told you he left!"[/img]
http://notalwaysright.com/page/56