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Alle memorabele quotes, uit films of het echte leven kun je hier kwijt. Gelieve het wel beperken tot echte quotes, geen onozele dingen.

Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Donnie Darko: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

The Simpsons: "Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."

Friedrich Nietzsche: A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Friedrich Nietzsche: And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

Albert Einstein: A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425210/quotes

Lucky Number Slevin

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V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights permit me then, in the lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. In view a humble vaudevillian character cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

gedaan voor me ipp xP

Auspicious – suggesting a positive and successful future
Lieu – instead (of)
Sobriquet – nickname
Dramatis persona – character in a play
Vaudeville – a type of theatre entertainment in the 1800s and 1900s
Vaudevillian – Someone playing in a vaudeville
Vicariously – a feeling experienced as a result of watching, listening or reading something about activities of other people
Vicissitudes – changes which happen at different times during the life of development of someone or something, especially those which result in conditions being worse
Veneer – something which hides something unpleasant or unwanted
Vestige – a still exisiting small part or amount of something larger, stronger of more important that existed in the past but does not exist now
Vox populi – the opinions of people recorded talking informally in public places.
Vexation – worry or annoyance
Vivified – to enliven, animate something
Venal – a venal person: someone who is willing to behave in a dishonest or immoral way in exchange for money
Virulent – a dangerous disease or poison which quickly spreads or has effect
Vanguarding – the leaders of a political movement
Vice – a moral fault or weakness in someone’s character
Vouchsafing – to tell or give something to someone
Voracious – very eager for something
Volition – the power to make your own decisions
Votive – given or done to honour and thank a god
Veracity – the quality of being true, honest or accurate
Vindicate – to prove that someone said or did was right or true, after people thought it was wrong
Vigilant – always being careful to notice things, especially possible danger
Virtuous – having good moral qualities and behaviour
Verily – in a completely truthful way
Vichyssoise – ‘sort of soup’
Verbiage – language which is very complicated which contains o lot of unnecessary words
Veers – to change direction
Verbose – using or containing more words than are necessary

Geregistreerd op: 11 Nov 2005 Berichten: 114

Een klein stukje tekst uit BOTTOM - PUB QUIZ. Niet echt een quote voor het ongetrainde oog, maar voor de kenners van het genre wel.

Richard: We'll let's go back home and bone-up then!
Eddy: I thought we're gonna do some revision..?
Richard: We can do that to!
Eddy: Sure... yeah, we got two hands!
Richard: Yeah... let's go then!

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En dan nog eentje uit THE YOUNG ONES.

Vivian: I'm telling Mike you said you like men!
Rick: The love between two men is something beautifull Vivian... until they start touching eachothers bottom, that is.
Vivian: Poof!
Rick: *hits Vivian in the crouch several times*
Vivian: Poof!

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nu een echte mooie quote:

"liever één bier in mijn hand dan een spreuk aan de wand"

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Deze van Homer Simpson hoort ook eigenlijk bij "het grote bier-topic" thuis.

Hmmm.... beer....!

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"action is eloquence" van william shakespeare is wel cool...

ook "to prove that all crowes are black, you'll have to find a white one" is een die mensen echt aan het denken zet (in 3havo snapte bijna niemand 'em, alleen ik en 2 anderen

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Maar ik verzorg vaak quotes enzo voor profiles op Bootleggers, een online mafia spel

hier nog een - ik zou nog uren lang quotes kunnen blijven posten - :

A good fortune may forbode a bad luck, which may in turn disguise a good fortune

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Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

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Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, that's enough!

Geregistreerd op: 09 Mei 2006 Berichten: 210

@roderick
haha! die zijn echt vet! waar heb je dat vandaan?

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Als de kok met de keukenmeid kijft, weet men waar de boter blijft

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Bash.org ftw:

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Geregistreerd op: 17 Dec 2005 Berichten: 2238

Deze van bash.org blijf ik goed vinden:

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

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Eentje van de KLPD:

Controleer niet wat belangrijk is, maak belangrijk wat makkelijk te controleren is.

Geregistreerd op: 26 Jul 2006 Berichten: 314

Hmm, ben laatst begonnen met "A Midsummer Night's Dream" (van Shakespeare) en daar zei helena tegen hermia:
Your eyes are lode-stars; And your tongue's sweet air more tuneable than lark to shepard's ear;

prachtig geschreven dat verhaal, in een verhaal ^_^

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Wie wil nadenken, mag nadenken over dit vraagstuk en mij het antwoord posten.

Als je in een auto reist met de snelheid van het licht en je doet de koplampen aan... wat gebeurt er dan?

Quote-je dan nog: Don't confuse it's simple manner with stupidity...

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Niets

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