Gamed.nl :: Onderwerp bekijken - Ik ben zojuist vader geworden van een zwarte baby.

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En de rest van dit topic is in het engels omdat ik geen zin heb om alles te gaan zitten vertalen omdat ik het net ook allemaal heb zitten tiepen op een ander internationaal forum en niet bezig blijf.
Hieronder dus wat mij allemaal is overkomen de afgelopen tijd en vandaag.

(nouja niet allemaal maar iig alles wat de klap op de vuurpijl was)

I just became a father of a black baby (again).

The previous one was fat though.

This one is a slim 250 GB with the games uncharted (meh) and some rally racing game whatever game (vroom)
My first racing game i guess.

But let me tell you the story about how my previous baby died since its an 'epic story' of 'epic proportions' and since you like the word 'epic' so much like all people who frequent 4chan while they are under 12 years old ill say the word one more time near the end of this story.

I was playing modern warfare 2 on a rainy night with my younger brother (never do this) and all of a sudden 'pop' it froze right after a match. So i was like 'what is this bro' he was like 'i dont know' so then i was like 'ok well lets reset it'
On reset it wouldnt read the disc for some reason, trying again and again until finally it did but after a single match it would just freeze again. We kept redoing the previous a few times untill we both agreed that the ps3 had a problem.

So i decided to get a lens cleaning disc to fix it as far as thats possible, but that completely failed seeing as lens cleaning discs are bullshit.

Next up i looked around for a special screwdriver to open the ps3 up (its 5 years old ffs, i couldnt turn it in to sony even if i wanted to and getting a new lens would cost me 100 bucks, and i didnt want to pay 100 bucks cause thats a shitload of money.. little did i know it would get worse)

I opened up the ps3 and knifed my way through all the screws untill i finally reached my blueray driver. (i used yt vids of dissasembly) what do you think.. there was still a DVD in the slot (i watched 3 dvds yesterday and forgot to take the last one out before i had the marvelous idea of dissasembling.)

I then just vacuumed the whole thing, and slowly putted together everything again, had to disassemble and assemble a few more times due to misplaced shit.. (grr) (3..HOURS BUSY)

Finally it was together and i was literally saying to myself i quote 'im going to flip out if this thing now doesnt work'
This quote will go into history as my legendary quote of the legend.

I plugged it all in and turned it on.

KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TE TE TET ETETETE KRRRRRR!!!!

It said.

I was like 'holy shit i need to turn it off before my power gets cut in the whole house or something'

Then i was like 'ohwell ill try it again perhaps it was a screw lets just see if it actually goes to the xmb.'

But it didnt and it was fucking dead.

And now i was in town after cursing myself a million times for being a 'genious' and a 'intellectual' and 'way more intelligent than the people who were on the sides of the streets drinking beer' my mp3 player also suddenly broke down (wtf) and no shop still sells the model with batteries and im not a walking power source now am i so if i want to listen to MY MUSIC (i made it) and i run out of mp3 player power then how do i recharge it? with a watermill? with a balloon? I want my battery eating mp3 player. :/

Also i pulled a muscle in my leg and i still feel it.

Anyway my mother wasnt even home (she had my vacation money and i wanted to buy a new ps3 right away)

So i walked into the city and met my ex girlfriend and her mother, and then i saw my mother and told her about the whole thing.

So i got my money and ran to the store with my eyes on 'panic' mode, a child jumped around in front of me in a tight alley and her parents started laughing, i wanted to strangle the child but i could pull myself together quickly, afterall.. a new ps3 called for me from afar, i could hear its little voice saying 'cala! you need me!'
i was like 'i know right'

So the crickets were chirping, they were chirping for calamaistr.

And then i was in the store and then saw the slim for 300 bucks, but the shop owner i kinda know said to me 'you can get twice as many GB's for just 50 bucks more!!!

I was like.. 'but i already have tekken 6' and i dont want 'god of war III' because that is a shit game.
Everyone in the shop agreed. (there was nobody in the shop but me)
Then she said how about 'uncharted and a racing gaym'

I was like 'ok, i guess... ill just do it for the GB's and give the games to my younger brother or something, yea what can i say i know many people apparently love 3d action games but i think theyr a disaster, like going to a hooker when you have a date already with a beautiful and talented and creative and healthy girl being action RPGS or beatemups or fps or whatever.

So THERE I WAS WITH THE THING in my hands. (the ps3 box)
walking to the register, and the registerguy said 'do you want to get that oneeee'
then i snapped and p.. no i said to him 'no im just going to take the box with me' and he laughed and we both laughed like there was no tomorrow and nothing had happened and then i payed 350 euros (thats 600 dollars i think)

And in a moment im going to hook up my new baby, not that i can recover my savedata or 'anything' for that matter 'yet.

Ill need to wait and hope a rl friend of mine has the 'mood' to help me with that by bringing his ps3 to hold my harddisk.. sigh.

I hope you liked me sharing my unluck with you all, thats not the only crap that has befallen me actually, its way worse today and all i can think of is drinking a bottle of cherry whiskey in a moment before i start to put cables in anything.. or i might just strangle myself with them.

And im a good guy, a samaritan irl.. how did i deserve this? no idea.
Any normal person would have jumped in front of a train or something ten times already.
I must be batshit insane.

Greets -Cal.

oh p.s. i hate the word 'epic'.

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Waar is een cool story bro plaatje als je hem nodig hebt?

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Vette poll D: ik ga rustig even bedenken voordat ik een keuze maak.

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Ik kan je al vertellen, als je je PS3 niet aan krijgt, kan je je savegame files vergeten. Zodra jij hem unplugged en in een andere PS3 steekt, gaat hij hem formatteren.

Zal iets zijn in de zin van: schijf moet voor gebruik geformatteerd worden. [OK]

Sorry, but you are shit out of luck!

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Zo'n 15 keer "I was like" was ook wel genoeg geweest om voor dit hele verhaal te compenseren.

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Bijdeze dan.

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Je kunt niet zwanger worden van handjes vasthouden.

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**Grammar Führer** Geregistreerd op: 18 Jan 2008 Berichten: 9765

Het is geen enorme ramp - zonde van je save game of een game die je bijna Platinum had omdat je hem bijv. 99,9% hebt uitgespeeld natuurlijk. Het belangrijkste blijft bewaard, maar tja ik moet er ook niet aan denken om al mijn saves te verliezen.

Maare, leuk verhaaltje. En succes met het vinden voor een draagmoeder voor je baby.

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Echte trotse ouders hebben een Wii, Baajguardian.

ps: Die documentaire op fok is wel grappig van je.

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Reageer wel als ik strax wakker word