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Geregistreerd op: 05 Feb 2008 Berichten: 7331

The Omegle Story has been closed, and so we move on to the second version of the same topic, with this very one. Post your Omegle chat-sessions here, but only if they are hamrless and you deem them funny!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey, im a 15 year old boy, ask me 5 questions and ill answer them truthfully
You: Hello, my friend.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you not an undercover officer in service of the FBI, on a mission to catch pedophiles?
Stranger: lol
You: You said you would answer the questions with the truth...
Stranger: i did
Stranger: it says to ignore it
You: Are you sure you are not an extra-terrestrial life form that comes in peace, in order to help us with time/space-travel?
Stranger: yes
You: When your hypothetical brother gets killed by a mysterious axe-killer, and the only way to exact revenge on him, is by becoming him; a cold-blooded killer, then would you do so?
You: When the friend of a friend's friend, who knows someone who's friend knows that the friend of the brother of a mother's son has been shoplifting, and she tells you, then would you go to the police?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Geregistreerd op: 24 Jul 2008 Berichten: 1385

het is gewoon gamed.nl hoor ....

Geregistreerd op: 05 Feb 2008 Berichten: 7331

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello, master! I am the genie of the lamp. I give you, three wishes.
Stranger: ya
You: Yes, master.
You: What will be your first wish?
Stranger: i wanna lot of money
You: Granted. But, due to the shifting inflation, your 100.000 will be worth nothing more then a single dollar in three weeks.
You: What will be your second wish, master?
Stranger: i wanna fuck girl
You: Granted, but by accident, I brought to you a 75 year-old woman from Peru. You two have sex, but she dies because of it, resulting in you going to jail for murder. The length of your jailtime is no more than 36 years.
You: What will be your third wish, master?
You: Would you like me to get you out of jail, master?
Stranger: i fuck u
You: Granted, but due to the fact that I am a genie and therefore, not corporeal, this is impossible.

**Grammar Führer** Geregistreerd op: 18 Jan 2008 Berichten: 9765

Lol @ die tweede.

Geregistreerd op: 02 Nov 2008 Berichten: 3461

houd je 4chan troep eens lekker bij je.

Geregistreerd op: 05 Feb 2008 Berichten: 7331

Geregistreerd op: 09 Nov 2008 Berichten: 5039

Haha die 2e is echt epish xD

http://www.gamed.nl/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6202&start=650

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