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Yahtzee SR2 review ^^'' Is weer schitterend. |
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Michael Phelps Phacts
1.Water drinks Michael Phelps.
2.Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.
3.Michael Phelps’ sweat is consider a banned substance for other athletes. Too bad Michael Phelps never sweats.
4.When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.
5.Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic and came across mermaids, one said to him “I thought you were just a myth!”
6.Ancient Greeks used to sacrifice 100 cows to Poseidon who would then turn around and sacrifice them to Michael Phelps.
7.Michael Phelps does not swim like dolphins; dolphins swim like Michael Phelps.
8.There is no need to save the whales, Michael Phelps has saved them all.
9.When Michael Phelps goes water skiing he doesn’t use skis; or a boat.
10.Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space.
23 Phact! Michael Phelps was disqualified from competing in the 1996 Olympics when the IOC determined that running on the surface of the water did not count as “swimming.”
24 Phact! Michael Phelps won a gold medal incognito as beach volleyball player Kerri Walsh at the XXVIII Olympiad in Athens.
25 Phact! Michael Jordan cannot hold his bowels in The Presence of Michael Phelps.
26 Phact! Michael Phelps has been nominated for all of the Nobel Prizes except literature. He razed the city of Stockholm to teach the prize committee some manners.
27 Phact! Half of Michael Phelps’s training regime remains shrouded in mystery as it takes place on a swamp planet in the Dagoba system. Just who is training him there, or what he is learning is the subject of much speculation.
28 Phact! Bob Costas is a figment of Michael Phelp’s imagination.
29 Phact! McDonald’s tried to low-ball Michael Phelps on an endorsement deal for their new chicken sandwich. In response, Phelps willed Ronald McDonald’s heart to stop.
30 Phact! In early 2007, Michael Phelps breifly considered the concept of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris spent a week in the hospital.
31 Phact! When Michael Phelps swims in a freshwater lake, it becomes saltwater and raises 3ft due to unneccessary sweat and tears which Michael Phelps forces out in order to make it seem like he's giving an effort.
32 There are no steriods in the Olympics, only people Michael Phelps has breathed on.
33 While you were putting on your swim trunks, Michael Phelps won the 2012 Olympics.
34 Michael Phelps is the new black.
35 Moses did not part the Red Sea. He walked very close behind Michael Phelps.
36 There are three types of people in this world. Those who try, those who fail, and Michael Phelps.
37 One time Michael Phelps got in the bathtub and broke a world record for most amount of epic in a body of water.
38 The African governments have begun destroying the entire continent in their quest to dig up enough gold to make Michael Phelps more medals.
39 Michael Phelps arrived in China riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
40 Michael Phelps craps out Energizer batteries.
41 Michael Phelps only swims through the water because he considers walking on top of it too pretentious
42 Michael Phelps can swim through dry land.
43 Michael Phelps doesn't swim with sharks. The sharks swim with him.
44 Michael Phelps eats whole cows for breakfast and then washes them down with Gatorade.
45 Michael Phelps was what Willis was talkin' about.
46 Michael Phelps can sneeze with his eyes open... underwater!
47 Hurricanes, Cyclones and Tsunamis are actually the ocean trying to escape Michael Phelps.
48 A Michael Phelps flip-turn is the only phenomenon in the universe capable of canceling out the force of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
49 The whitewater kayaking team once trained in Michael Phelps’ wake. May they rest in peace.
50 Cats actually like water. They're just too afraid of Michael Phelps to go in.
51 Michael Phelps won a gold medal in the Phelps-athalon. That's where you swim the 400 meter freestyle, eat a 3000 calorie breakfast, and wrestle a crocodile. Simultaneously.
52 Michael Phelps dug the Panama Canal when he couldn't stop in time while swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
53 It wasn't an iceberg; the Titanic just got into Michael Phelps' lane.
54 Michael Phelps can get 100% on “Through the Fire and Flames” on expert. Underwater. Without taking a breath.
55 The Bermuda Triangle is afraid of Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
When Aquaman needs help he calls Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps cashed his plane ticket in and swam Butterfly to the Olympics.
Michael Phelps arrived in China riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
Michael Phelps craps out Energizer batteries.
Michael Phelps doesn’t swim through the water… the water swims around him.
The only thing that can defeat Michael Phelps is another Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps qualified with a top speed of 378 mph at the Daytona 500, swimming!
Michael Phelps doesn’t have a condo in Ann Arbor, he has a cave in the Atlantic.
One time, at band camp, Michael Phelps slept with all the women…. in one night.
Touch pads reach for Michael Phelps.
When you say “no one’s perfect”, Michael Phelps takes this as a personal insult.
Michael Phelps only swims through the water because he considers walking on top of it too pretentious
Michael Phelps doesn’t swim with sharks. The sharks swim with him.
The First rule of Michael Phelps is: you do not talk about Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps is the reason why Ian Thorpe went into retirement.
Michael Phelps’ pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Michael Phelps can swim butterfly backwards and still beat his own world records.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps once kicked a shark in the head… Its descendants are known today as the Hammer Head.
Michael Phelps recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Some swimmers use drag suits in practice… Michael Phelps uses a lead suit.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Michael Phelps pajamas.
Michael Phelps built the Beijing Aquatic Center (The Cube) 30 minutes before his first race. |
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