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| Profiel: vgo910 |
| Gebruikersnaam: |
vgo910 |
| Naam |
Vigo Bizot |
| Email |
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| Registratiedatum |
25 juni 2009 |
| Geboortedatum |
10 september 1994
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| Woonplaats |
Alkmaar |
| Favoriete console |
PS3 |
| Favoriete genre |
Shooters, RPG |
| Favoriete spel |
Portalreeks |
Bio:
Steam ID: VGO910
XFire: vgo910
PSN: AntletNL
Hoe het allemaal begon:
Old Testament:
God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO"(cuz she was already showing tits).She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occur and we get the human race(which explains a lot, really).
Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run trough, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis: God lol'd.
Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.
New Testament:
God finds Mary sleeping an just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hardcore ska punk and trolled the oldskool Jews hard. They got super pissed and permbanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God Mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and lauched at the Jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everyone listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.
After the church got particularly b& out Holland some cool guy named Vigo were born. One day he bought some toilet paper and saw de url of this site on the roll. So he checked it and signed in.
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